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2015/01/30

Shanghainese Tongue Twister and Children songs inspired another hit from the Shanghai Restoration Project

-Great tune and great memories.

Inspired by traditional Shanghainese children's tongue twisters

Girl taking 88 year old grandma to work from http://www.cntvna.com/

Lyrics

落雨了
打烊了
小八腊子开会咯
廿四路电车打弯喽

It’s raining
Shops are closing
Little ones are gathering
No. 24 bus is turning

一歇哭
一歇笑
两只眼睛开大炮
一开开到城隍庙
城隍老爷哈哈笑

Now you are crying
Now you are laughing
Two puffy eyes firing like cannons
Now fire them at the Cheng Huang temple
Lord Cheng Huang is laughing at you, haha

笃笃笃
买糖粥
三斤核桃四斤肉
吃你的肉
还你的壳
张家老伯伯问我要只小黄狗

Doh doh doh
Buying sweet congee
I want 3 lbs of walnuts with 4 lbs of kernels
I eat the kernels
And give you back the shells
Grandpa Zhang asks me for a yellow puppy

山里有只庙
庙里有只缸
缸里有只碗
碗里有只蛋
蛋里有个小和尚
嗯呀嗯呀要吃绿豆汤

In the mountains there’s a temple
In the temple there’s a vat
In the vat there’s a bowl
In the bowl there’s an egg
In the egg there’s a little monk
“En ya en ya,” he’s asking for mungbean soup

摇啊摇
摇到外婆桥
外婆叫我好宝宝
糖一包
果一包
外婆买条鱼来烧
头勿熟
尾巴焦
盛在碗里吱吱叫
吃拉肚里豁虎跳
跳啊跳
一跳跳到卖鱼桥
宝宝乐得哈哈笑

Row, row
Row a boat to grandma’s bridge
Grandma calls me a good baby
A bag of candy
A bag of fruit
Grandma buys a fish to cook
Head is raw
Tail is burnt
Scooped into the bowl, the fish is still creaking
Swallowed into my belly, it’s still jumping
Jumps, jumps
Jumps to the fish market bridge
Baby starts to laugh, haha

本来要打千千万万记
现在辰光来不及
马马虎虎打十记
1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10
打了

You were supposed to be spanked thousands of times
But now there’s not enough time
I’ll just half heartedly spank you ten times
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Done!

http://youtu.be/ZBeUw45Sfq0

2015/01/28

Guinness Book of World Records: Largest Wing Chun Kung Fu display in ChengDu, Sichuan Province

-What's the point?

A new world record for Largest Wing Chun display has been set in Sichuan, Chengdu, China. The attempt involved10,021 people and was achieved by Sichuan Southwest Vocational College of Civil Aviation i on 8th January.

Wing Chun is Chinese martial art and form of self-defence utilising both striking and grappling while specialising close-range combat

Welcome to the official Guinness World Records YouTube channel!
If you're looking for videos featuring the world's tallest, shortest, fastest, longest, oldest and most incredible things on the planet, you're in the right place.
http://youtu.be/9nqMKA64iSs

2015/01/26

American Dream? China Dream? China's Crazy Dream To Mine The Moon

-Welcome to the future!

China is planning to strip mine the moon for a rare helium, but why? Are they even allowed to do this?

Read More:
China Plans To Strip Mine The Moon For Rare Helium-3
http://www.immortal.org/4376/china-pl...
"Chinese state media has reported the service module of test lunar orbiter has successfully began orbiting the Moon and the lunar mission will see the Chang'e 5 spacecraft perform a soft landing on the surface of the Moon, where it will collect four pounds of rock and soil samples before returning home, China Topix reported."

China Reaches Moon Orbit, Wants to Mine Very Rare, Energy Dense Element
http://www.zmescience.com/space/china...
"China's has reached a new milestone in its space program - its latest spacecraft service module has entered orbit around the moon, after being successfully tested on Earth a few months ago."

How Lunar Soil Could Power the Future
http://www.livescience.com/2784-lunar...
"The moon is once again a popular destination, as several space-faring nations are talking about setting up bases there. One reason would be to mine fuel for future fusion reactors."

Ouyang Ziyuan's Moon Dream Coming True
http://www.china.org.cn/english/scite...
"Ouyang Ziyuan's interest in the moon first came when he read about the catastrophic collisions when meteorites hit the Earth."

Outer Space Treaty
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Sp...

http://youtu.be/mQBbIpl7BTM


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