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2012/05/02

What is a "Chinese Burn?"

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chinese burn

A basic form of causing physical pain that is usually experienced for the first time in infant school. It invloves gripping the top of somebody's forearm with both hands then rotating the hands in opposite directions, thus stretching the skin. Tolerance to this increases with age, unless a meathead tries it and mangles not only your skin, but your muscles, ligaments and bones also.

1. Aww, I let my little cousin give me a chines burn today, and I pretended it hurt me. 

2. Johnny Meatface wrestled me to the ground today and give me a chinese burn. I couldn't even breathe, let alone scream.


Urban Dictionary: chinese burn:


The Chinese Burn.... We All Got And Gave One!


Now here’s another old school yard favourite... the old Chinese burn.

Now not as painful as the super wedgies or the atom nipple twister but she was also a sore one. It didn't make you go into the limp paralysed state so you could defend yourself via head butts or fist throwing!

The concept, again, was simple but effective... clasp your two hands in a open-fist like clench, place them both on a un-sleeved arm, recommended around 1.5inches apart! Clench each hand tight and turn like a mad man in opposite directions. A nice distinguished bruise should appear and a good burn should have about 2/3 weeks of a bruise burn!

Now if you happened to be in a wedgie while getting a Atom nipple twist with a Chinese burn was being done at the same time, move to Florida, wait for the next shuttle launch and make peace with life... on the moon. You are not, and most likely never will be, liked... so get out now!

WELCOME TO VERY HAPPY PIG:

CURVE CHINESE BURN 




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