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2012/03/26

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-Hilarious conversation! 

Me: (In Mandarin to Cute) 他要請你看電影. He wants to take you to a movie.

Cute: (Giggles, then giggles with her coworker nearby, who also starts giggling) 可是,他的鼻子好大好大! But his nose is so big, so big!

Me: (To Naive) She thinks you have a cute nose.

Naive: (Flustered, touches his nose lightly and speaking in English) Ohhh! Well…I-I-I…never thought….

Cute: 他說的國語我一句都聽不懂! I can’t understand a word of his Chinese!

Me: (To Naive) She wishes she could understand more of your Chinese so she can talk to you directly, but she is sorry she speaks a different dialect.

Naive: Oh, I see! (To Cute in bad Mandarin) 沒關係! That’s OK!

Cute: 他到底說什麼? 我一句話都聽不懂? 他國語夠爛,他到底要不要買香煙啊! What is he saying, anyway? I can’t understand a word, his Chinese sucks! Is he going to buy the cigarettes, or not?

Me: (To Naive) She can’t really see a movie with you. Her husband will kill her. Are you going to buy the cigarettes?


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