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2012/03/28

New Chinese Internet Word: Are you a 屌丝 Diǎo sī?

你是屌丝吗?(网友总结的屌丝特征)
User summary " Diǎo sī " features

●身高:1米68是极限;
● Height: 1 meter 68 is the limit;

●收入:一线城市不超过2,000元(1人民币约0.159美元,下同),二线三线不超过1,500元;
● income: first-tier cities of more than 2,000 yuan (1 yuan is about $ 0.159, the same below), the second-tier line of not more than $ 1,500; 


●手机:华为、NOKIA5230、5233、金立、天宇、山寨机;
● Phone: Huawei, NOKIA5230, 5233, Gionee, Sky, the cottage;

●长相:2分-4分;
● Appearance: 2-4 points our of 10

●饮料:康师傅系列、脉动、鲜橙多、快活林;
● Beverage: Kangshifu drinks, Blue drink pictured below, orange crap pictured below

●食品:康师傅系列、鸡蛋灌饼、豆浆、油条、包子、馒头、牛肉面、回锅肉炒饭;
● Food: Kangshifu Convenient Noodles (see below), eggs, pie filling, soy milk, fried dough sticks, steamed buns, bread, beef noodle soup, twice-cooked pork fried rice;

●发型:平头,刘海很长或奇形怪状的发型,碎发;
● hairstyle: long flat head, bangs or bizarre hair, broken hair;

●衣服鞋子:真维斯、李宁、德尔惠、乔丹、361度、地摊货、淘宝便宜货;
● clothes and shoes: Jeanswest, Li Ning, Del benefits, Jordan, 361 degrees, spread the goods, Taobao bargain;

●在现实生活中屡屡受挫,在网上就装牛逼,不管政治、医学、体育,还是天文,都是“专家”,并且爱说:我以前怎么怎么样,或我在××干了××年;
● In real life, hide their frustration from online life, they pretend to be so cool and knowledgeable or (Niubi) in  politics, medicine, sports, or astronomy. Often say, "Long time ago I blah blah" or "I worked in XX company for XX years."

●胆小猥琐,看见7分女就脸红,不敢说话;
● timid and insignificant, see a female that ranks 7 points (out of 10) they begin to blush, afraid to speak;

●无女友;
● no girlfriend;

●坐位置一定要选在后面,迟到了总想从后门进,害怕“高帅富”和“女神”的眼光;
● sitting position must be selected in the back, late always wanted from the back door, afraid of Gao Shuai Fu "and" the vision of the Goddess ";


●讨厌别人用照相机拍自己;
● hate people with a camera taking pictures of them

●不敢进入高档的美发屋和装修华丽的地方,进星巴克手都不知道放哪好;
● did not dare to enter the high-end salon or beautifully decorated places, at Starbucks they don't know where to put their hands.

●在生活中充当小丑类角色;
● act as the role of the clown class in life;

●不敢穿颜色鲜艳的衣服,也不敢穿戴特别潮的衣服和饰品;
dare not wear brightly colored clothes, also do not dare to wear fashionable clothes and jewelry;

●喜欢看小说,特别是YY小说、休闲小说。经常把自己幻想成小说或者电影里的英雄;
● love reading novels, especially Fantasy novels, leisure novel. Often and imagine a novel or movie heroes;

●没有特长,平平淡淡;
No expertise.  A flat experience (common person)

●不爱运动,要么瘦得和狗一样,要么肥得坐下肚子的肉要堆三层;
● do not love sports, they are either as thin as a dog or so fat their belly has 3 rolls

●自己觉得自己最牛逼,先知先觉,大智大勇,别人都是2B,看不透的SB,其实自己才是SB;
● feel themselves are very Niubi, with great foresight, wisdom and courage, others are 2B (fools), they see through the SB (dumbasses), but in fact, they themselves are SB (dumbasses)

●历史、政治考不及格,还经常到网上侃历史和政治,仿佛自己是学者;
● failed at history and politics classes, but often go to the history and politics online discussion and act as a scholar


●拥有“美国梦”( 留学,出国,移民),但只能是做梦。
● have the "American Dream" (study abroad, immigration), but only a dream.

found:
“屌丝”网络异样蹿红 掀中国庶民文化焦虑(图) - wenxuecity.com:
English translation from Google with a little help from the ChinaStories.net editors! 


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