2013/05/19

Time to Freak Out: Cyberspace is the new domain of war and China our number 1 adversary!

-Freak out in 1...2...3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!! 

Government and business leaders in the United States and around the world are rushing to build better defenses - and prepare for the coming battles in the digital universe. To succeed, they must understand one of the most complex, man-made environments on Earth: cyberspace.


2013/05/17

OUTRAGE: Watch Chinese Circus Workers Mercilessly Beat and Punish a Tiger, Watch Lions attack Humans!

-SICK SICK SICK! 

Video of a subdued tiger being slapped in the face and ridden by two members of a performance troupe at Wenling Zoo in China has emerged on YouKu. The film once again highlights the problem of animal cruelty in China.
http://youtu.be/S-du8M6x6R4

Just to make you feel better here are TOP 10 Lion Attacks on Humans! GRAPHIC!
Lion attacks on people. Lion can kill a human in all situtations nobody gives warranty. lion and tiger are the biggest cats and sometimes they became man eaters especially in india pakistan and africa. but in other countries they attack in zoos, on zoo keeper on reporters or on trainer. jaguar leopard cheetah also attack people usually on children, on this rate one day lion will attack on salomera. Bizim olkede ise shirlerin hucumu yox hec ozleri tapilmir. Ayi ve canavar ise boldur videos like theese piss me off because they aren't man eaters the are one of the top of the food chain animals and treating them like pets and like its there rite to use them for entertainment. also the lion that attacked his owner te lions teeth were in pain the only way they know to stop is to naw on bone
http://youtu.be/JBwnzXPAgXg

2013/05/16

5 MORE Chinese Paper Cutting Videos: Appreciation, Specific Shapes, Chinese Version of Double Happiness and Arts and Crafts Documentary!

-It just doesn't stop, MORE PAPER CUTTING! 


http://youtu.be/NZ2HA1EA7BQ
http://youtu.be/6GGEd3NLza4
http://youtu.be/kCzmvMPU5hs

Documentary about a Chinese woman paper cutting in the countryside
http://youtu.be/zN2mqydApPQ
http://youtu.be/RUtaY3jySlg

2013/05/15

5 More Chinese Paper Cutting Lessons: Flower, Tiger Head, Longevity, Monkey and DOUBLE HAPPINESS!!!


-More Amazing paper cutting!!!
http://youtu.be/1iKU7_CjacE
http://youtu.be/-ytj7Ja940M
http://youtu.be/rkDl90L_ybY
http://youtu.be/FJMK5iT5pgE
http://youtu.be/Jcg9dwDmloQ

2013/05/14

5 Chinese Paper Cutting Lessons: Materials, Repeated Pattern, AWESOME BUTTERFLY!

-Amazing.  you can do this at home! 

http://youtu.be/lE-UTRDP_t0
http://youtu.be/mcKwRWba3uc

http://youtu.be/CDXLD42oRqg
http://youtu.be/_UsD5gPRAv4
http://youtu.be/nTZ7waY4zIM

2013/05/08

Watch a Bear on a Bicycle Attack a Monkey on a Bicycle in China

-They are barely monkeying around... 

A monkey and a bear are racing on a bike in a circus when suddenly something goes wrong.
The bear crashes into the monkey, attacks and kills it while the trainers try to rescue the monkey out of the claws of the bear.
http://youtu.be/Y0BLtTvRMRc

2013/05/07

Kickstarter: Make Mandarin Fun 普通话游戏 Series of Talking Picture Books!

-Let's get her funded! 

Parents and preschool children learn Mandarin Chinese with a talking picture book. This project is for the first in a five-book series.




Living and working recently in China for two years was a dream come true. Learning the language, however, was a bit of a nightmare. While on vacation from teaching at university wandering along the Li River in Guangxi Province, feeling exceptionally sorry for my language-learning ability, I wished I had been exposed to Mandarin earlier in life.

2013/05/06

China Recent News: Rat Meat UGH! Giant Rubber Ducky AAAW! China/India Standoff EEEK!

-RATS! Chinese Rubber Duckies are sold in India! 

More than 900 people have been arrested in China for selling fake or tainted meat in the last three months. Report by Tom Ellis.
http://youtu.be/Gnkplu1WawM



A huge inflatable rubber duck has floated into Hong Kong's iconic Victoria Harbour, delighting crowds of both young and old. The 16.5 metre high by 19.2 metre long duck is the work of Dutch artist, Florentijn Hofman, who says the idea is to unite people and make them concious about the planet.

"All the waters in the world is our global bathtub and it joins people together," Hofman said.

"We have to take care of each other, you know, and be responsible about this planet, as you are responsible about your own house and bath."

The giant rubber duck, which takes 30 minutes to inflate, has already travelled to Osaka, Sydney, Sao Paulo, Amsterdam and many more countries since 2007. Report by Laurie Blake.
http://youtu.be/rSo5MqQVwCY



India on Monday claimed a major diplomatic victory after it managed to resolve the standoff over the Chinese incursion in Ladakh.
http://youtu.be/Q-dZwVFa3fU

2013/05/01

A "Chinese Tsunami" Might be Hitting Malaysian Politics Soon...

-"Malaysia's economy is controlled by Chinese families even though they are only one quarter of the population!!!" 

Malaysia's Chinese minority has for decades gone about its business and left leadership to a Malay-dominated regime, but in weekend polls they deserted it in what the premier called a "Chinese tsunami".
http://youtu.be/dOW43n7Pr_8

China Surpasses the US in PC Sales, Beijing's New Phallic Symbol and Kung Fu Lemon's New Animated GIF Music Video!

-the US decline continues... 

China has knocked the United States off the number one spot in yet another area.

First it was cars, now it's personal computers.

The research firm IHS reoorted 69 million PCs were shipped there last year. That was three million more than the US.

And it seems they are still keen on desktop computers there as they accounted for half the total, whereas laptops are more popular in the rest of the world.

IHS said that was because of the huge demand in China's rural areas.

China's PC market is projected to grow only three or four percent this year as people move to using mobile phones.
http://youtu.be/Ratd4Q_f12c



The distinctive new headquarters of China's official newspaper have sparked some cheeky online chatter, as Anita Li reports - and the country's censors aren't pleased.
http://youtu.be/eJK-n4zayfs



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